Im so fucking glad I dont live in Birmingham anymore, its soo fuckin ruff!!
especially when you have to catch the 26 bus from ward end with leapod print wellies on-dont even laugh
Thats nothing though me and my sister just had the biggest and MOST pointless arguement in the world!! we were both in tears- what the fuck is wrong with me lately Im so fucking emo!! Ive even started righting poetry!!
Bring back my brighton
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That sucks that you're fighting with your sister...I'm an only child so I guess I'm lucky. On the bright side, I enjoyed your poem! But, leopard print boots...why?
ReplyDeleteDONT!! lol you have to see them to believe them!! yeah we are ok now though which is good! glad you enjoyed the poem!! how ru?
ReplyDeletegood...ready for summer! and vacation!
ReplyDeletePoetry???
ReplyDeleteLucius, Lucius burning bright
in the forest in the night.
I wonder that smell could be
he just burnt down a eucalyptus tree,
and all because he couldn't see
where he was about to pee.
He shone his lighter on his member
and hasn't been seen since last December!
If you are in that forest late at night
and hear a scream that gives you fright,
Don't panic it's not Satan's daughter,
it's Lucius trying to find some water!
please please don't laugh, I know it's silly
but you'd scream too if you scorched your willy!